Noel: Woah. Hang on a minute. That’s not what he’s on about.
Liam: He is.
Noel: He’s on about a reputation, about getting thrown off fuckin’ ferries. Getting thrown off ferries and getting deported is summat that I’m not proud about.
Liam: Well I am, la.
Noel: Alright. Well if you’re proud about getting thrown off ferries, why don’t you go and support West Ham and get the fuck out of my band and go and be a football hooligan? We’re musicians, right? Not football hooligans.
Liam: You’re only gutted ‘cos you was in bed fuckin’ reading your fuckin’ books…
Noel: Not at all. Here’s a quote for you from my manager, Marcus Russell…
Liam: He’s a fuckin’…’nother fuckin’…
Noel: Shut up, you dick. He gets off the ferry after getting fuckin’ deported. I’m left in Amsterdam with me dick out like a fuckin’ spare prick at a fuckin’ wedding…
Liam: It was a bad move…
Noel: Shut up! Shut up! He gets off the ferry and Marcus says, “What the fuck are you doing?”. These lot think it’s rock’n’roll to get thrown off a ferry…
Liam: No I don’t.
Noel: Shut up. These lot think it’s rock’n’roll to get thrown off…
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